It hasnt even been 4 hours since my parental units departed on a business trip across the state, but never the less, our house has already decended into madness. Im sitting here in nothing but my tube socks and underwear smoking a cigar and knocking back beers. ACDC is blaring out of the stereo, and my brother is playing air guitar on the kitchen table in nuthin but his whitey tighteys...and heres the horrifying part: every single light in the house is on! MUHUHAHAHAHA!!!!
We are officially livin the good life! There is nothin better than a parent free weekend with the house all to yourselves. On the agenda for tomorrow: The 10-10 drinking marathon! Tomorrow from 10am to 10pm my brosif, a few buddies and i will maintain a constant buzz....that and several rounds of beer pong, drunk boxing, kings, and whatever else sounds like a good idea at the time!
Long live the weekend muthafuckas!
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