Saturday, January 06, 2007

Entertaining myself at work...*giggles*

Found my missing calculator in my desk, proceded to spell out boobies...laughed

Googled myself...found out I manufacture and sell dijeridoos under the name "Hick's Sticks"

Played the tetris demo on my phone for an hour

Was caught playing the tetris demo on my phone...repetedly

Had my day, nay, my month made when I witnessed the wind blow a hot chicks skirt all the way up...multiple times (2007 is off to a good start)

Using a complex mathamatical equation i came close to disproving the existance of God...gave up when I realized I forgot to carry the 2 a few steps back

Pretended I was Maguyver by flexicufing my hands behind my back and attempting to escape the office...received several wierd looks from co-workers

Answered the phone with an austrailian accent untill I was verbally reprimanded

Destroyed the company bathroom immediatly proir to the president of the companys anfternoon potty break

Comtemplated the consequences of forwarding a memo throughout the office advocating the implementation of a mandatory afternoon "chill out from all the BS work we do" time


ahh sweet sweet productivity!

by the way...this is totally a rip off of the casual friday blog. i was inspired to create my own to see if i could be as funny and as usual...i failed. miserably.

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