random happenings

more random happenings from the crazy world of ben-
so the other day im at work gettin my dish washin groove on. the day was running smoothly and there wasnt even an evening rush hitting us. about 45 minutes into my shift, my boss, jerri, tells me she wants me to clean the bathroom. no biggie, i grab a few rags and head on back to do the deed...i walk in and go to turn on the hot water when out of no where i somehow ripped the water handle right off the sink. in that very instant water comes jetting out of the newly made opening and hits me square in the face...right about that time someone walks in behind me. dunno if it was a customer or an employee but who ever it was asked "whats going on in here?" to which i so eloquently replied, "NOTHING, I JUST BROKE THE FUCKING SINK!!! HENCE ALL THE WATER EVERY WHERE!!!" so picture this, water is jetting out every where, im scrambling around on the floor trying to find the handle cuz i dropped the damn thing somewhere, and ive got some punk hassling me...so anyways, i find the handle, jam it back in the geyser that the sink had become, and attempt to hold it in place while i feel around the underside of the sink for the water cuz off valve. i finally find the damn cut off, kill the water,.and flop into a small lake and breath a sigh of relief. i consider letting the bathroom air dry (im just that lazy people) but there is so much water that that would literally take forever. mop time...fun. i take the slacker route by rationalizing that all the water shooting everywhere did a better job of cleaning than i was willing to do so i called it a day and just dried everything off.
seriously the most random stuff always happens to me...wtf 0_o
more random happenings are almost sure to come...