Found my missing calculator in my desk, proceded to spell out boobies...laughed
Googled myself...found out I manufacture and sell dijeridoos under the name "Hick's Sticks"
Played the tetris demo on my phone for an hour
Was caught playing the tetris demo on my phone...repetedly
Had my day, nay, my month made when I witnessed the wind blow a hot chicks skirt all the way up...multiple times (2007 is off to a good start)
Using a complex mathamatical equation i came close to disproving the existance of God...gave up when I realized I forgot to carry the 2 a few steps back
Pretended I was Maguyver by flexicufing my hands behind my back and attempting to escape the office...received several wierd looks from co-workers
Answered the phone with an austrailian accent untill I was verbally reprimanded
Destroyed the company bathroom immediatly proir to the president of the companys anfternoon potty break
Comtemplated the consequences of forwarding a memo throughout the office advocating the implementation of a mandatory afternoon "chill out from all the BS work we do" time
ahh sweet sweet productivity!
by the way...this is totally a rip off of the casual friday blog. i was inspired to create my own to see if i could be as funny and as usual...i failed. miserably.
Saturday, January 06, 2007
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