so the other day i was suddenly yanked out of bed, money was shoved into my hands, and i was voilently pushed out the front door. wearing nothing but my boxer briefs and a t-shirt, i was struck by the appearance of a short asian man wearing an apron. wondering what the hell was going on,i began to ask the asian man who the in the hell he was and why he was standing on my front porch when he held up a bulging bag of chinese food and with the goofiest toothless smile you ever saw, he said, "iee brin yo foo!". still more than half asleep i gave the delivery man the money and went back inside. (later my mom asked for the change and it was then i realized i tipped the delivey man exceptionally well) about 45 minutes after eating i was hungry again. which brings me to a question, why is it that soon after you eat chinese food you are hungy again? every time i eat chinese food i find this to be the case. maybe thats why they give you such huge freaking portions.
anyways this was just some random happening that i though you might get a laugh out of. plus i really needed a first post for my blog. feel free to leave a comment.
